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EXT. GARDEN OF EDEN - DAY
Adam stands by the lake and throws stones into the water. He looks grumpy.
Eve sits on a rock beside a bush, touches a flower but then turns away.
She looks hurt. A tear in her eye.
GOD (O.S.) (to Adam) You did it again.
ADAM I don't like her cooking.
GOD (O.S.) You think with your stomach.
ADAM That's how I am.
GOD (O.S.) You could be more sensitive. After all, she washes your underwear.
ADAM Nice sidestep.
GOD (O.S.) Go and apologize.
ADAM No.
GOD (O.S.) Yes.
Adam picks up a big stone, hurls it into the lake.
SPLASH.
ADAM Never.
GOD (O.S.) Now.
Adam is pulled away from the tree. An invisible force drags him toward the bushes.
Eve lies on the ground, her back turned to the lake. She watches the mountains in the distance.
ADAM (whispers, to God) I hate it when you do this.
GOD (O.S.) That's how I am.
ADAM Still ...
Adam throws himself to the ground. His hands dig into the grass.
ADAM You won't make me do it.
The force drags Adam closer to Eve, who still stares at the mountains.
Adam's hands carve furrows as he scrapes across the ground. He reaches for a boulder, but misses by an inch.
Close to Eve, Adam is turned around so that he lies parallel to her.
In spite of his resistance his hand moves across her shoulder without touching it.
His eyes turn to the sky; his lips form the words ”I hate you.”
Adam's hand lands on Eves breast. SLAP.
Eve spins around, jumps up.
EVE (to Adam) How dare you?
Adam also gets up - in a strangely coerced way.
ADAM He made me do it.
EVE That's always your excuse. Grow up.
The invisible force slams Adam's right hand back on her breast. His left arm embraces her.
EVE Or maybe not.
ADAM Maybe not what?
EVE Grow up.
Adam looks at his hand on her breast.
ADAM You like this.
Both are swept off their feet, but they land kind of softly. Adam comes to lie on top of Eve.
ADAM (to God) I let you slide this time. But don't do that again.
GOD (O.S.) I won't if I don't have to.
ADAM (to Eve) I’m sorry that I don’t like your cooking.
The usual things happen.
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